Dear Spammer!

Posted by – January 27, 2010

Dear spammer on the other side of the Earth,

I know I am wasting my time by writing this post as there little to no chance you will ever read it.  But none the less I felt compelled to let you know how I feel.  It is highly unlikely I will open any spam email in the first place.  But since you choose to send me spam written in Chinese, (And I am going out on a limb, guessing what foreign language you are using!?)  I guarantee you I won’t even give it a second look before I hit the delete button sending your spam message to email purgatory.  So, spammer,  please attempt to learning English before sending me another spam.   And out of common courtesy if you are too lazy to learn English at least give Babel Fish a go to translate it into something that is intelligible for your spamming market.  Thanks for being so understanding!

Sincerely,

CrazyPenguin

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  1. Dec says:

    That spam was indeed in Chinese.

    Have you considered that your spammer had Chinese speakers as their “spamming market” and that your email address was just one of the many (possibly millions) that they did not bother to check. And why should spammers bother to check any of their “carefully selected” victim email addresses? It usually doesn’t cost them any more to send, but checking millions of addresses is a lot of hard work.
    And spamming is all about making EA$$$Y money!

  2. Crazy Penguin says:

    Thanks Dec for your input! :)

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