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Bluehost Kicks FrogPants!

Posted by – July 30, 2010

Out of the blue, Bluehost.com shuts down FrogPants, a very popular podcast network, without any warning,  for “using too much of their ‘unlimited’ bandwidth.”

Randydeluxe writes, “An Open Letter to Bluehost

To: Matt Heaton, President and CEO of Bluehost

Mr. Heaton,

Today, your company dumped a good customer without warning or just cause.  Out of the blue today, you made the decision to unplug all of Scott Johnson’s Frogpants network of podcasts, blogs and social media.  It is difficult to estimate how many potential customers you have given error to today, but in iTunes alone, you have refused service to possibly 100,000+ people.  Those people need to know who is suddenly preventing them from accessing what they’re looking for.

I’m sure I don’t have to tell you – since it’s your job to know such things – but you have just dumped:

  • An entire network of podcasts and blogs, comprising a dozen very successful podcasters who have disparate audiences of thousands and in some cases tens of thousands of listeners.
  • A massive web of highly effective social media mavens, most of whom have thousands of followers in Twitter.
  • Media that has an unusually high international reach, with well above-average numbers of listeners outside of the United States.
  • One of the top 100 podcasts in the world, according to listeners in iTunes, The Instance.

A cursory glance at your own Twitter feed makes it clear that you don’t understand or value the power and utility of social media.  Today’s bit of bad business by you was clearly the result of cold, hard calculation: you made an agreement with Scott Johnson that appears to be less profitable than breaking the agreement.  So much for almost every claim on your website “guaranteeing” “unlimited” “reliable” hosting that is “better” and “professional”.  The statement on your site, “we specialize in customer service” can now be considered laughable.

Of course, everyone involved with the Frogpants network will be henceforth opposed to patronizing your apparently fly-by-night operation.  The Internet meme you might become aware of is this: Get out of the blue.

I encourage any and all customers of Bluehost.com to get out of the blue, before Bluehost.com suddenly leaves all of your content un-hosted.  Get out of the blue as soon as it is feasible for you to stop paying a company that cannot be trusted with your blogs, forums, videos, podcasts and pictures.  I am not suggesting that any customer stop payment if you owe Bluehost.com money.  Don’t be like them, and break an established agreement.  Just take the first, honest opportunity to get out of the blue and take your content to another host.

Mr. Heaton, I sincerely hope that this letter finds you well, and that you take the opportunity to comment below if you have anything to say here.  Internet 2.0 is not a bum’s rush. Rather, it is an open and ever-expanding platform upon which those who speak have every opportunity to guide discourse, and those who remain silent increase the value of nothing.

Those who attempt to do any silencing will find such an attempt to be utterly impotent.

Thank you.

Help spread the word, “Don’t use Bluehost” and “get out of the blue.”

Digg: An Open Letter To Bluehost (for unhosting an entire Network)

Reddit: Bluehost.com shuts down podcast network for “using too much of our ‘unlimited’ bandwidth”

Twitter: #getoutoftheblue

You might want to join the myextralife.com forum and let them know how you feel, “Bluehost dumps all of Scott’s sites & podcasts.”

Many thanks to Randy at randydeluxe.com and Scott Jensen from myextralife.com & frogpants.com.

Good luck and prosperity to FrogPants and their new web host Zehosting.

Unlimited Hosting?

Posted by – February 18, 2010

Unlimited web hosting divided by 100!?

Recently an add was found on the internet for Unlimited Web Hosting for $3.95 per year. With such a deal it is a must to check it out on live chat.

Name: Potential Customer (PC)
Web Site: BlahHost
Department: Sales
Question: Unlimited web hosting account?

Snake [10:15:05] Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?

PC [10:15:41] I am interested in an Unlimited Hosting Account?  Is it really unlimited?

Snake [10:16:14] Yes! We really offer unlimited web hosting service.

PC [10:16:21] Really!?

Snake [10:16:45] Yeah…Really.

PC [10:20:16] Gosh! Unlimited is an awful lot.  I really don’t think I need that much. How about if I just use 1/100 of an unlimited account?  Can I do that?

Snake [10:21:14]  Yes. You are welcome to use as much or as little of your account as you like.

PC [10:23:47] OK! That sounds great.  But if I only use 1/100 of an unlimited account, I feel it is only fair that I pay for 1/100 of the cost of the account. Right?

PC [10:23:01] Hello?  Are you still there?

Snake [10:24:20] Yes I am here. That would be only 4 cents per year!? <cut off>

PC [10:24:24] Right but I am willing to make up for it by paying for a long term contract.

Snake [10:24:26] Oh! <cut off>

PC [10:24:27] I’ll pay you for 100 years of hosting.  At 4 cents per year times 100 it would come out to 4 dollars.  OK!  :)

Snake [10:26:03] We can’t do that.

PC [10:31:21] Hello?  Are you there?

PC [10:38:17] Hello?  Is anybody home?

PC [10:46:17] Did you leave me?

Snake [10:58:09] Thank you for trying BlahHost.com Live Chat.

Just remember our World Class Support is just a click and a yack away!

Unlimited web hosting is no joke. Don’t fall for the foolishness of any company trying to sell unlimited web hosting.

Dear Spammer!

Posted by – January 27, 2010

Dear spammer on the other side of the Earth,

I know I am wasting my time by writing this post as there little to no chance you will ever read it.  But none the less I felt compelled to let you know how I feel.  It is highly unlikely I will open any spam email in the first place.  But since you choose to send me spam written in Chinese, (And I am going out on a limb, guessing what foreign language you are using!?)  I guarantee you I won’t even give it a second look before I hit the delete button sending your spam message to email purgatory.  So, spammer,  please attempt to learning English before sending me another spam.   And out of common courtesy if you are too lazy to learn English at least give Babel Fish a go to translate it into something that is intelligible for your spamming market.  Thanks for being so understanding!

Sincerely,

CrazyPenguin

Chinese spam

Bluehost Unreliable!

Posted by – March 6, 2008

Bluehost my favorite dysfunctional web hosting company strikes again. Abssorb and Tvuolo were patiently biting nails, waiting for 28 hours, while the technical staff fiddled with box329 attempting to make their server operational. After 28 frustrating hours box329 was briefly up just to tease the clients with the fact that they will have harmful amounts of data loss before the server went down again.

In the same post Abssorb quotes one of Matt Heaton’s blogs Reliability, reliability, relibility…

3 – Proactive administration vs reactive administration – Sometimes we find ourselves in the reactive mode. Fix it when their is a problem. This isn’t right. We have set concrete plans in place that will make it so that each time a server goes down we have the information to know exactly what caused it and how to fix it so next time the same thing doesn’t happen. Many large hosts get caught up in the “reset the server” mode, and don’t really fix the problem for the long term. We will strive to fix it for the long term.

Abssorb follows with the comment, “Looks like that ‘Concrete’ had some crap in it, cos it hasn’t set.”

Folks we have all heard the “How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb joke?” Well how many Sys Admins does it take to fix box329 at Bluehost? Perhaps Bluehost should consider farming out this type of work to one of their competitors whom are a bit more competent than their in house “Technical Department”.

I am beginning to think a Linux virus does exist and it is called a Bluehost system administrator.

Hey Matt Heaton, Bluehost is “unreliable, unreliable, unreliable…

Bluehost Cult!?

Posted by – February 14, 2008

Beware of the unconscionable church of the Bluehost cult! Bluehost has many aspects which share common characteristics with a wayward holy roller church or a hyped-up Amway sales meeting instead of a reliable and stable web hosting company. Matt Heaton, Prophet of the Bluehost cult, is completely obsessed with the number of converts he obtains rather than providing quality service for his existing loyal members. Heaton throughout his blog repeatedly talks about the number of sign ups per day or total number of domains gained. It is all “Quantity, Quantity, Quantity” and quality is always second place at Bluehost. Hallelujah, brethren it is time for a membership drive.

Come one, come all to to the Bluehost cult. Let us send out an army of evangelists to gain neophytes. Our evangelists all have websites due to already belonging to the brotherhood of the Bluehost cult. The evangelists will place banner ads on their sites to draw in disciples. At Bluehost the evangelists are also referred to as affiliates. For every new convert the Bluehost cult will reward each affiliate with a one time payment of $65 for their proselytizing. Welcome all new cult members. Please come and join us at the Bluehost forum.

The Bluehost forum is similar to a church potluck. It is designed to be a place were cult members can get to know one another, exchange thoughts, and ask for direction. Most of the time all goes well at the Bluehost forum unless you dare speak ill about the Bluehost cult. If one expresses any discontent with the Bluehost cult, he will be banned, yes excommunicated, from the Bluehost forum. Power, mad, altar boy areidmtm is a master at banning members, closing and deleting threads, if one dares to question the almighty authority of the Bluehost cult (a few example threads 1, 2, 3, 4, 5). Bluehost would love to influence one into thinking that there are no problems with their hosting service. Nothing could be further from reality. Like all cults, the cult of the Bluehost promotes some level of deception.

Do NOT be lured into the insanity of the Bluehost cult with the wild marketing promises of horrendous disk space and bandwidth allocations. What Bluehost doesn’t tell you is they will choke the life blood out of you with resource quotas. Do NOT believe the unsubstantiated uptime claims by Bluehost and wild unrealistic promises of fantastic technical support. All such tactics are deceptive by design. The church of the Bluehost cult is built on hype and partial truths. Bluehost thrives on, ” Hype, Hype, Hype.” If you are wise you will avoid the Bluehost cult like the plague.